triget

A tranvestite thats also a midget

" I got so hammered last night that I woke up with a triget in my bed"

by ooopsiboopedmypants May 11, 2006

triggerd

when you get mad very easlily

*taps shoulder* "DUDE STOP" other person, "bro your triggerd"

by realpeterpanda May 10, 2018

Trigger Warning

A phrase posted at the beginning of various posts, articles, or blogs. Its purpose is to warn weak minded people who are easily offended that they might find what is being posted offensive in some way due to its content, causing them to overreact or otherwise start acting like a dipshit. Popular on reddit SRS or other places that social justice warriors like to hang out.

Trigger warnings are unnecessary 100% of the time due to the fact that people who are easily offended have no business randomly browsing the internet anyways. As a result of the phrases irrelevance, most opinions that start out with this phrase tend to be simplistic and dull since they were made by people ridiculous enough to think that the internet is supposed to cater to people who can't take a joke.

Trigger warning: If you think this phrase needs to be posted before politically incorrect opinions, you don't belong on the internets.

by pottskiller January 3, 2014

Trigger Happy T.V.

A show similar to, but much better than, Jackass. Dom Jolly is the man.

HELLO?! YEAH I'M IN THE MOVIES! NO, ITS RUBBISH, ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!

by Big Boss Whitey July 12, 2005

Tringer Finger

A technique that is used to masterbate. Where the index finger of the preferred hand is shaped into a hook like shape and used to stroke the shaft.

HI WAR BEAST uses his "Tringer Finger" every night before bed.

by HIWARBEAST February 26, 2010

Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

Trigger Shot

Shot of alcohol which induces vomiting. Often occures when alcohol level is at capacity. In certain cases it may be the result of a full stomache. (Usually due to an individual being a pussy.)

That bitch can handle any kind of bomb, but straight whiskey is always his trigger shot.

by thesingleshot August 2, 2011