Wook Towel

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.

Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"

Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"

by Servio90 September 8, 2019

gowl towel

Slang for a sanitary pad

If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels

by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

towel hanger

A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.

Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"

by melloyellows August 31, 2010

Wet Towel

a person who is boring or useless

Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.

by TheWizard13 July 28, 2011

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Bowel Towel

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.

"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."

by hansonpaulsey December 27, 2009