One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 12, 2017
The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
by Latching101 May 21, 2025
by 3shadess April 03, 2022
When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 04, 2020
When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.
by Glennybustrips December 19, 2017
by cjjj8 July 31, 2021