Wind Toupee

When the wind blowing at a certain angle causes your long hair to flip to one side.

It was windy while I was working outside, but my hands were too dirty to fix my wind toupee.

by A1333 June 28, 2009

tomeezy

Sickest Rapper every! He's underground and the best he believes in Arab Cash Money.

Tomeezy owns a gas station. hence he was arab money

by Jonathan Tom November 26, 2010

8th Grade Topless

When a girl claims to be "topless", but is still actually wearing a bra.

GIRL: "I was topless in your video."
GUY: "Really?"
GIRL: "Well, i still had a bra on..."
GUY: "Oh, so you were 8th grade topless."

by 8thgradetopless April 29, 2011

Topkek

A variation of "Toplol" using "kek." It is usually used by members of the gaming community, who play WoW and frequent Reddit or <cringe> 9gag. It can also be seen on /b/ or /v/.

Toplol is just as it sounds, the toppest of lol's-the one lol to rule them all, the lol that stands above the others, this lol means "That shit was funny m8."

Kek literally translates to lol in Orcish in the WoWniverse. Kek can be used on it's own, but it is best if paired with Toplol.

Topkek also is a type of Hungarian muffin/cupcake, which is revered on /b/.

Person 1: If your cleaning out your vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner? /Macintosh Plus plays in the background

Person 2: Topkek

by Meowmeowsmasher July 1, 2016

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

toweedling

being under the influence of weed while taboggining, also known as tablazing.

dude, let's get high and go toweedling!

by Becca xox January 2, 2006

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008