To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Tobey Kintz

Tobey Kintz is the definition of a Bloody Satanist he listens to heavy metal and does care what anyone else things about him

"John" Who is that kid?
"Andre" Its tobey kintz he is a satanist
"John" Fuck Run!

by Change My Mind November 6, 2019

tobechi

A pretty, sexy, often tall person that doesnt know it but in fact so many people are over them and like them tobechi is a gender neutral name but nowadays more girls are being called tobechi

person 1 oh look at that girl over there shes so pretty and tall

person 2 she must be a tobechi

by fruit_mango _juice June 16, 2020

to be known to the Unforegivables

(Unforegiveables always with a capital u): to have a criminal record, most likely in the United States

To be known to the Unforegivables,, as a phrase, comes from the fact that if you have a criminal record in the United States it almost certainly is for life.

by Sexydimma February 10, 2014

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys

To literally or metaphorically return with renewed energy and new plans after facing a sudden life-changing experience.

I just got kicked out of Marquette, but hopefully it is not too late to enroll at Butler University. Once I get accepted, I am going to be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys.

by Jethopper May 4, 2020

to be a 50 pounder

A 50 pounder is a consultant or advisor that gives unsolicited and useless advice, with the ulterior motive of getting paid for his apparently "quality" services. He is a salesperson, good with words, that can trick a naive person.

The 50 pounder is actually skint and has very little money in their bank account (about £50). When confronted, the 50 pounder gets aggressive due to his/her fear of being exposed.

To be avoided via good bullshit detectors and due diligence.

Dude, stop talking to him. He's a scam and his greatest achievement was only to be a 50 pounder.

by keepexploring May 9, 2020

to be wild-pigged

Term used when someone is naively looking forward to a new unexpected challenge, but eventually is totally overwhelmed by the difficulty and roughness of the situation.

To be wild-pigged / to wild-pig someone:

This consultancy job is wild-pigging him.

Players of FC Zbrojovka Brno were happy because of promotion to the 1st Czech football league. However, they were wild-pigged by the competition.

by Vlastashvilli October 6, 2020