toad

1. What Lando forbids.

2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.

Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.

Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"

"JUST ONE."

by Lando Griffin December 21, 2003

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's

I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets

by finbar36 February 6, 2010

toadies

Probably the best band of all time. Not very well known but they have made a few the best songs EVER MADE which include: Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Come From the Water, and Dollskin. They also have made one of the best albums EVER made which is Rubberneck.

The Rubberneck album came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with Bush. They started making another album in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the bass player, Lisa Umberger who was an Ewok for the starwars movie.

The awesome lead singer was Todd Lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer Taz Bently, called Burden Brothers.

person1: "Have you ever heard of the Toadies."
person2: "No, I actually haven't"
person1: "Dude, you haven't lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90's"

by gelbbauch October 27, 2005

Hit the frog and toad

Saying goodbye to someone.

Yeah I better hit the frog and toad.

by 13cabs April 8, 2011

Thadz

Word used to describe someone who is scared of water.

Darius: Hey, let's go play football.
Freddie: Nah man allow, its raining.
Darius: haha, your thadz!

by thadzfreddie March 26, 2009

toaderboated

When a toad is thrown between a women's breasts hops around and croaks.

This girl with giant tits was lying on the beach tanning so i threw a toad in her cleavage and yelled "you just got toaderboated!"

by iliveinfortfun October 21, 2010