Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

cheese tofu

Feta cheese

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.

by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021

Tofu the girl

A girl whos the most sweet, shy, short, little bean. Everyone wants to be her, or be WITH her. She thinks shes amazing at video games (but shes not) and its cute. She overthinks way too easily, and needs protected all the time.

"tofu the girl join vc!!!!"

by loverlikeme February 15, 2021

Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

Tofu Taco

The vagina of a trans person that has transitioned from male to female.

Jamie finally had her last surgery to transition from male to female and now has a tofu taco in her pants.

by DMdoesGB June 10, 2022