Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
Get the Tia Juana Toothpaste mug.mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011
Get the serote de tia luisa mug.A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013
Get the Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker mug.Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta mug.Girlie I can’t put it in words, but she’s so funny and nice. She’s a good friends. And is always nice.
Tia is so cool!
by Bellabugs1 September 26, 2021
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tia is a very loyal friend. she will never dare to hurt anyone feelings even the ones she dislikes.
she is trustworthy and very loveable <3 She is very kind & loves to help people who need it— Tia is the bestest friend you could ever ask for, she will always be there no matter what. Tia is also funny, she has a very good sense of humour :) she will always ask about your well being even after months ! Tia is the best.
she is trustworthy and very loveable <3 She is very kind & loves to help people who need it— Tia is the bestest friend you could ever ask for, she will always be there no matter what. Tia is also funny, she has a very good sense of humour :) she will always ask about your well being even after months ! Tia is the best.
by barbequeforlyfe September 25, 2021
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