dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021

Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from college at the reunion yesterday”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”

by Jägertron July 21, 2022

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.

Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.

by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

by Jeremy & Kyle September 1, 2006