Devil's Threesome

A threesome that involves two men and one woman. Balls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.
As Barney Stinson puts it, "Thou shall not make eye contact during a Devil's Threesome."

It's Bro Code.
by DrunkAllNight January 10, 2011
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Verbal threesome

a conversation in which three people (either two girls and one guy or two guys and one girl) talk about sexual topics
Someone: Hey, Donna, shouldn't you get back to your room?

Donna: I can't. My roommate is in there snuggling with a guy and a girl. They're talking about awkward stuff like lubricants and stuff.

Someone: Ohhhh. So they're having a verbal threesome.

Donna: Pretty much.
by DAWG2009 July 23, 2009
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Longneck Threesome

The practice of drinking a beer (from a longneck bottle), then drinking a wine cooler, Finally finishing it off with another beer.
Instructions:

1. Drink your favorite beer from a glass bottle. 2. Then Consume, what some may say is a girly drink, i.e. a bottle of Bartel's And James. 3. Finally, Drink another bottle of beer. Hence the term "Longneck Threesome"
by TheLoneSith June 08, 2010
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technical threesome

Having sex with another person in the same room/bed, usually occurs after hard sesh.
"We don't care what you say Laura!, u were in the bed with Chris and Fiona was also there.............judge rules...........TECHNICAL THREESOME!, now get me a beer, some steak, and rim my ass!"
by Bridgy February 22, 2006
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Adirondack Threesome

"A threesome that occurs with one man and one woman" Comes from math challenged Carhartt wearing rednecks who think that 1+1=Threesome
"My perfect Adirondack Threesome is Ginger.......and......and....and me"
by Math Challenged 'Dacker May 03, 2009
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Golden Threesome

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.
First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.
by itsyallyall December 17, 2012
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Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.
Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.
by SeeUPee August 15, 2012
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