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Third Friday

A large music festival event in safety harbor florida that happens every third friday of every month. witch can be either alot of fun if you are either older than 21 or younger than 10 but if your in between the only thing that happens their is fights drug/sex parties, drama and more general fagotry that you would expect from the kids of the local schools. i know this because ive witnessed people ive known all my life have drug parties and fight eachother all at the festival. The best time to go to third friday is december in my opinion, they really do a good job on the decorations for christmas. youl probably say F*ck third friday. but your still gonna go anyways.
F*ck third friday. its all drama. you wont wanna miss this
by justplainoldme December 25, 2009
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third-wave

A feminist bimbo who still believes some how western skanks are still "oppressed", when white women are the most privileged group in the western world.

This is because white boomer hags are in charge of our Universities , and pass on their hatred to Generation Y bimbos.
Bimbo's who complain about the non existent wage gap,slut walkers ,people who enact laws to protect white campus sluts instead of minority women are all third-wave feminists.

They tend to call foreign/minority women sluts because of genetic female jealousy.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 5, 2011
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Third Base

The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl
"we got all the way to Third Base on my friend's roof when I bent down to give him his first blowjob ever"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003
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The Middle Third

A slightly bulbous area in the middle of a penis that mildly simulates initial insertion.
The middle third is used to describe a penis type.
by dr_obert July 29, 2023
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Third Wheel

Oh look at that third wheel, it must be Baldemar.
by Thatcoolchick.org April 26, 2019
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Third Impostor

A person who is not the impostor in Among Us but they accuse others and ultimately lose the game for the crewmates
Bro: Why are you accusing me I did Med-Bay scan. You’re literally third impostor
by 🅱B🅱 September 16, 2020
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Third testicle

When a female deep throats your dick and all you can see is her head and your two balls
Wow you two must be close

Yeah she’s my third testicle
by Titty hickey September 1, 2022
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