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The African Turnover

When having sex while laying on your back, and your lady sticks a black dildo in your anus unexpectedly and your roll over in anger!
I can't believe she pulled The African turnover on me last night bro!
by Joeswinning February 17, 2014
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As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene
Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...
by zoey April 11, 2004
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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.
by Uncle Dimma February 13, 2015
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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump
by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2016
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the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017
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The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
by Little Buford February 13, 2024
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