Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.

Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!

by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020

get that swamp

When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp

Brett "yo that bitch hasn't showered in 2 weeks but she hot"

Tom "yeah man gotta get that swamp"!

by Cuntcar April 15, 2016

Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

magic swamp

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)

My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.

by j-cleft March 4, 2009

swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016

swamp thing

(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.

I was riding my bike when this ultra fine girl walked across the street and gave me "swamp thing."

by Rylock May 5, 2008

Swamp ass

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one

I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass

by How to fix shit June 12, 2018