A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.
Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019
Get the Mariomug. A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are
(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded
by M_ar August 17, 2019
Get the Mariomug. As in the computer game on nintendo. The character runs over things. So if you were to jump on/over and run over something, your would be said to be mario'ing the item.
by Rob Hill November 24, 2006
Get the marioedmug. Mario is a normally a premature male that has a verry verry VERRY small penis they are unable to do many things bc of their disabilities the main one being color blindness
Mario is gay
by 69 Ben Dover 69 March 6, 2019
Get the Mariomug. by BigDaddty January 26, 2017
Get the Mariomug. Mario the butthole
by The Man of My Dreams October 11, 2017
Get the Mariomug. A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.
by allyadelaide June 25, 2017
Get the Mariomug.