
by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.
Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
by BigWebstar May 21, 2010

by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009

Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.
"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"
"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"
by Jewels19 November 23, 2014

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

"Rhonda was going to McDonald's every day to try and build up a ghetto booty for that video shoot, but all she got was a ghetto gut."
by alchemycodex March 25, 2010
