Thesaurus Walrus is a name given to a person who knows many synonyms. It is based on a walrus living in Crouch End, England who is often employed by locals for his knowledge of the English language and urban colloquialisms.
Having studied at Oxford his vocabulary far surpasses that of other aquatic mammals. His voice, while high pitched, is sonorous and earned him leading roles in several operas including “La Boheme” and “Nannuk of the Northern Lights”. He also starred in his own variety show “Pinniped Pinhead”. In the early part of 2009, he was arrested for an incident at the Greenwich Observatory when he apparently went into an unstoppable diatribe describing the planets with an endless string of adjectives. He was subsequently acquitted when it was determined that he had eaten a Thai fish dish from the restaurant and had a bad reaction to the peanut sauce. His career rebounded following the trial and after the verdict was announced, he described himself as happy, joyous, giddy, content, pleased, glad, cheerful, blissful, thrilled, smiling, positive, jovial, festive, merry, jolly, delighted, thankful, satisfied, comfortable, at ease, charmed, enchanted, delighted, elated, overjoyed and over the moon.
Having studied at Oxford his vocabulary far surpasses that of other aquatic mammals. His voice, while high pitched, is sonorous and earned him leading roles in several operas including “La Boheme” and “Nannuk of the Northern Lights”. He also starred in his own variety show “Pinniped Pinhead”. In the early part of 2009, he was arrested for an incident at the Greenwich Observatory when he apparently went into an unstoppable diatribe describing the planets with an endless string of adjectives. He was subsequently acquitted when it was determined that he had eaten a Thai fish dish from the restaurant and had a bad reaction to the peanut sauce. His career rebounded following the trial and after the verdict was announced, he described himself as happy, joyous, giddy, content, pleased, glad, cheerful, blissful, thrilled, smiling, positive, jovial, festive, merry, jolly, delighted, thankful, satisfied, comfortable, at ease, charmed, enchanted, delighted, elated, overjoyed and over the moon.
by J.Snead February 11, 2010
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Get the ambien walrusmug. An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
Get the Walrus Jobmug. Jerking Off.....
by chillman350 October 22, 2003
Get the whack the walrusmug. by L. Roman July 15, 2006
Get the Portland Walrusmug. When a male cums into a females mouth and before she can swallow, pinchs her nose and the middle of her lips together so she coughs causing the cum to spit out the corners of her mouth forming the walrus tusks.
by Slinky30 July 8, 2006
Get the Spitting Walrusmug. A large, blonde, snaggle toothed, buttfucker that uses his mouth as a cockholster and only sticks his little love sniper into males of any species.
His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!
His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!
Dude dont bend over and pick up that dollar with the Queefy Walrus standing behind you. I mean look at him, he is slobbering all over his tusks and staring at your ass!
by Shadow Warrior1 November 19, 2010
Get the Queefy Walrusmug.