When a male is banging another in the poo poo hole, then pulls out and marks his lover with his feces coated dick on the upper lip in a pattern not too dissimilar from the mustache sported by Adolf Hitler.
by Stacey December 5, 2004
Get the Hitler Stachemug. When a bull dyke doesn't quite have enough testosterone supplements to grow a real mustache so they get something tattooed above her (it's) lip. WARNING: These will usually be seen in conjunction with tear drop tattoos, notched eyebrows, and names tattooed on the neck.
some random word in spanish tattooed in old english lettering above the lip thus creating the Tatt-stache.
by Tired of the Trash! February 28, 2010
Get the Tatt-stachemug. (n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip
by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008
Get the cooter stachemug. A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.
by Veal April 8, 2006
Get the faux-stachemug. The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".
"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."
by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009
Get the Chester Stachemug. Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
Get the retard stachemug. When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.
Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
Get the Knobdale Stachemug.