Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

dormant seed

a person at a party who is reluctant to join in the fun, who sits around looking miserable; socially awkward; a wallflower.

a local term used in Chino Valley, AZ

"See that there boy sittin' around lookin' glum? What's eatin' him?"
"Shucks, I dunno, he must be a dormant seed"

by Get-R-Done November 19, 2011

weak seed

When someone is not being fun or entertaining, wants to go home early from a night out, or won't go out at all, they are being a weak seed. They could be also be in the act of being weak, therefore they are "weak seeding". Origin from having weak sperm or libido.

"Dude, quit going so weak seed and lets get shots."

by Bloke G July 9, 2009

poppy seed

A seed of a poppy flower that contains a good item of concern

Poppy seed highs

by larstait October 29, 2003

seed pod

Someone undesirable to an extreme degree. Usually someone completely oblivious to the way others percieve them.

-Traits of a seed pod-

Never anything positive to say.

Always looks for the flaws in anything so to make sure its
not looked at as perfect.

Poorly educated yet resonates an aura of superiority.

Is always at the disco alone and tries to slip into your
area of occupance so to seem like they are with you.

Socially maladaptive

Katinka: Ugh, theres jefree standing by the bar.
Petrova: Let's walk by the dj booth fast before he spots us, hes such a seed pod.

by Aniko October 10, 2006