Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

Ink Sucker

A derogatory term for someone who smokes a vape pen.

Todd is such and ink sucker; he always vapes while driving his Subaru too quickly.

by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018

gettin ink

Getting your name or group name published in a flyer or article.

Did you hear? We're gettin ink in the paper.

by JayBoFoSho May 30, 2017

ink jerker

One who jerks off to animation, which is typically drawn with ink.

Toby, I can't believe you're an ink jerker! Put that hentai away

by 32vtk June 1, 2022

egg ink

I guess it could be used as slang for cum/semen

Bro I totally filled her with my egg ink

by Sethallen1244 June 23, 2018

Ink Pen

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine

Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty

by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011