Guru

A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.

I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.

by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021

Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 31, 2011

Guru

When someone feels that they re literally hot themselves

Someone: njan enth hawt edee
Someone 2: uhhh.. Stop being a guru sucker!

by white.shadoow March 19, 2018

ubber guru

being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs

"Debes is the most ubber guru at H3!"

by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007

afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019

guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess

And she is "Guru sri"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024