You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.
by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017
When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.
"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"
"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"
by jgardz07 March 15, 2014
by mowmylawn June 10, 2016
Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
by Party Wolf February 06, 2019
by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”
by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018
When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011