Frosty the snow cock

When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.

Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.

by ZAN*** December 15, 2003

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins

My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain

by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023

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by Save yourself August 27, 2024

Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own

What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.

by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025

Cock in the Cunt

A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?

by let me use my old name July 2, 2009