Clit Envy

1. When your girlfriend or wifes clitoris is larger than your penis and it makes you jealous.

I need to visit with Dr Frazier Crane about my clit envy. I keep obsessing that my wifes clit is 3 times larger than my cock.

by Little member okc May 2, 2013

The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Mewes: "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

cement clit

A woman who is stuck up and ignorant and just not pleasurable to be around because they haven't been laid in so long.

You probably haven't had an orgasm since '97, you cement clit.

by DarlingDarryl October 23, 2015

Clit Cave

(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.

Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.

by poontang October 18, 2006

Whiskey Clit

A state of clitoral dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Dick), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Stimulation Not Possible

Laying in bed with a strong stud, Shirley was now regretting all those shots of bourbon. She was suffering from whiskey clit.

by Spingo July 20, 2012

Dirt clit

1-Another name for a whore, hoe, slut.
2- Description of a inhumane sexually active girls vagina.
3-The sensitive spot of a females vagina that has been touched by so many that it's dirty.
4- A nickname or insult given to any girl who is or has been sexually active with more than one guy.
5- A possible STD infested part of a female.
6- A name for a girl who could be a professional sperm donor just by spitting into a cup, because so many guys have ejaculated in to her that her saliva is made up of 99.9% semen.

Dude1: Yo you fuck that girl last night?
Dude2: Hell yeah you know I'm all about getting my D wet.
Dude1: Well you know she's fucked with me and like four other guys she barely knows over the past two weeks right?
Dude2: DAMN YO WHAT A FUCKING DIRT CLIT!
Dude1: Word yo! I'm thinking about getting tested..
Dude2: Same here! now that you mentioned that shit.

by Clayton Morrill December 1, 2011

Whisky clit

When a woman is so drunk, she can't have an orgasm.

Kristen was having a hard time cumming because she had whisky clit.

by ValkoBlack May 3, 2014