Alec Baldwin

When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.
I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.
by Jacque the Second December 02, 2021
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baldwinize

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 02, 2021
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Devin Dakota Baldwin

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd
by unicornchic September 13, 2017
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Parris Baldwin

Cool as can this name says superstar in the making Just check the web this unisex name stands for Him tho the onand only
Parris Baldwin
by Maddog45 March 29, 2011
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Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.
"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"
by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021
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The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.
"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."
by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021
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Phoenix Baldwin

Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
Phoenix Baldwin is straight
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