Texas Commando

Similar to going "commando", but instead of wearing only pants and not underwear, you were a sweatshirt and no shirt, commonly done by girls who are

1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts

Guy 1:Hey is she going Texas commando today??

Guy 2: yea, i think i'm gonna unzip her sweatshirt!!!!

by gangsterhomieattack December 26, 2011

texas margarita

Texas Margarita is another slang for Sizzurp AKA Codeine AKA Lean AKA Purple Drank AKA Syrup. Which are names for a popular drink originating from Houston,Texas. The name comes from song "Texas Margarita" by Gucci Mane, featuring Zay & Young Dolph, produced By London On Da Track. It's made of codeine or promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite, served in a white styrafoam cup with some ice.

"Drinking on their Pimp C Texas Margarita"

"Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
I put too much syrup in the bottle
Put me in a sleeper
Texas Margarita, Texas Margarita
Driving fast cars
Dranking Texas Margarita"

-Gucci Mane

sizzurp,codeine,lean,purple drank,syrup,dirty sprite

by trippy tom May 24, 2016

Texas High School

A high school in Texarkana, Texas. A place where the preppy kids can sip their starbucks in peace and the rawr xd kids can nuzzle in the corner. Yes they have many educational opportunities, but if you're looking for a place with fucked up administrators and the largest gap of poor and rich kids, then you'll love Texas high.

1: do you go to Texas High School?
2: no do you?
1: hah fuck no man

by heyoheyo2233 June 28, 2018

Texas Reptile Expo

Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.

The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.

by urban savage February 12, 2019

Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

Breckenridge texas

A place for drugs and meth head teenagers!

Oh yeah let's head on down to Breckenridge Texas

by Your breck boi February 12, 2019