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text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008
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Text-jester

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

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I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
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text that thought

Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.
Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..."
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"
by dexi April 21, 2010
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Text Spamming

A text sent to mulitiple contacts or possibly all contacts on your phone informing them of trivial and pointless minutiae of the day. Synonymous with phone whores.
God dammit Marrissa has been text spamming us again
by taking_back_bunny September 18, 2010
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text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.
I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.
by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016
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text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.
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text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.
I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.
by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008
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