teleconbect

a method of remote communication with a Jaguar that involves the use of all modes of known technology as well as ethereal methods, including telepathic musical messages from band like Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, and various romantic songs from the rat pack era.

adv (teleconbectedly)

Gotta go teleconbect with that hot ass Jaguar & get my groove on

by Jagui June 24, 2011

tele-boo

A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.

The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.

by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011

Telebot

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

telebropathy

When two guys that are friends, think about the same thing at the same moment. Usually followed by a high five

Hey man guess what i'm having for lunch? *speak at the same time* CHICKEN!
OMG DUDE WE GOT TELEBROPATHY

by Brorgasm March 5, 2015

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

telechnology

The delivery of technology products such as data and entertainment content over traditionally telecom devices such as telephones and copper wires. This term is used by technicians to differentiate between tradition telephone service and multimedia services.

The growth of telechnology in this area is expected to account for 65 percent of cost and 95 percent of income in the next 5 years.

by Telephony Techie August 17, 2017