Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper March 22, 2011
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Throat testicle

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.
by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.
by grosa February 01, 2016
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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 06, 2009
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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 03, 2019
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