testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

sweep the testicles

The act of sweeping the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."

by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014

testicle nipples

I have a big cock

i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples

by Sukify January 23, 2023

testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles

1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on

Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.

We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.

by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019