tenuta

1. A man in deep affiliation with the Italian mafia. Including but not limeted to: Hit men, Dons, Underbosses etc.

2. Member of an association that deals directly with organized crime.

In Italy, tenutas run the streets mercilessly, squeezing money out of every last person they come by.

by director_joe September 26, 2006

Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.

Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.

by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008

tanstaaffl

There ain't no such thing as a fucking free lunch

Basically means "what ever you do there is a price to pay"...

"I heard they are giving out free CDs in Tesco"
"tanstaaffl"

by tomthecool August 18, 2007

Tentacles Off

to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.

Guy1: You man this is some good weed.

Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!

Mom: What are you guys doing?

Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.

Mom: Okay have fun.

Guy2: Tentacles back on!

by Carl Ondiac April 28, 2011

Tentacle porn

It’s basically just two octopuses going at it.it’s as simple as that

Tentacle porn.No need to explain just two octopuses going at it.Except weirdos put it on pornhub

by Sasugay uchiha February 11, 2021

National Tentacle Hentai Day

Celebrated every 27 January, so go watch your favourite tentacle Hentai👀

Holy shit its National Tentacle Hentai Day!

by TheSoundOfUhhh January 27, 2021

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009