Chicken tendies

The worlds greatest food and is better than chicken nuggies

Bro: I’m going to get some chicken nuggies.
Bro2: How could you! Chicken tendies are the best!

by Mr.pbh April 29, 2020

tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Mario Tennis Whores

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.

Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores

by IrishLord January 19, 2009

tennis shoe

any type of causal shoe usually consisting of rubber soles and a leather upper.

"I saw those tennis shoes at Footlocker."

by DeAndre December 2, 2005

Tennis Moms

Tennis Moms live off their husbands' wealth and resent accusations that nannies don't provide adequate parental instruction.

Tennis Moms often miss out on Jimmy's games when recovering from Botox treatment

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

tendies

something you can buy with good boy points.

but you could save it to get a fucking car

can i buy some chicken tendies mom

mom says: FUCK NO

KID: AAAAAAAAH
GIVE ME FUCKING TENDIES

by wanna be fun December 10, 2018

Tennis Baseball

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.

Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!

by Sir tenball July 1, 2009