Tempfiler

(n)-er A person who insists on answering every computer question with "delete your temp files and cookies." Although deleting temp/cookie files can be a good thing to do, these people prove their ignorance of computers by repetitively piping up on every troubleshooting thread with "clear out your temp files"
(v)-ed To insist that someone clear out their temp files

(n) Question from IT:Phil - "Hey, I have a question about virtualization using iSCSI as a back end disk"
Answer From Tempfiler: Gladys - "You should delete your temp files"

(v) "Hey man, I just posted a question about virtualization using iSCSI as back end disk and some lady named Gladys tempfiled me!"

by Jbholling May 9, 2008

Tempin

Working various jobs for a temporary agency

Man 1: "Yo, what you doing now"

Man 2: "Well I've been tempin with this place in DC"

by Secret Player X January 19, 2010

temple of consumption

The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.

Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.

by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

Temple Run

You tell your partner to open their legs and lay on the bed and you take a running start in hopes of jumping in at the last minute but you miss and hit the bed.

He got a penile fracture while hoping to temple run his girlfriend!

by Twistednutzz August 12, 2016

temp cycle

When you get fired/laid-off/quit your job and try to get another full time job, but can't for some reason, so you take a temp job. When that ends no one will hire you because they think, "If this guy was any good his last employer would have hired him full time." So you get another temp job because they'll hire anyone.

Justin: I've been looking for a job for 3 months now, and the only places showing any interest are just temp jobs.

Rich: So, what's wrong with that?
J: Well it would be nice to have insurance or paid days off or any kind of benefits, and have a normal, stable job. But I guess I'm just stuck in a temp cycle for-fucking-ever!

by !JayAm! August 3, 2018

Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

by Boner guy March 21, 2019

Temperley

A Man who is never wrong and even when proven wrong will never admit it.

That Ginger cunt will never admit to being wrong, he’s such a Temperley.

by DannyBurrito March 22, 2020