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Temporal Misalignment

Clearly the case. There is clearly some kind of temporal misalignment going on but, conversely, I don't know whether or not this works if there isn't one. So... Whatever. Um... This was not how this was supposed to work. I was doing a lot all at the same time and got lost in abstraction. So for that I'm sorry. This is confusing. Even for me. And I'm the greatest mind who ever lived. Well, for now at least. So that's saying a lot.
Hym "Uuuuummm... Yeah. Clearly some temporal misalignment. Can't really change it though or the antecedent chain doesn't lead to the group home.... Hmm... How would this have to work such that I don't fuck it up initially?"

Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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The Temporary Contemporary

The Temporary Contemporary Gallery is situated in Sacramento, CA 95815.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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o tempora, o mores

Shit be changin' (quote from the latin politician and philosopher Cicero)
Back in my day, a selfie was when you sucked your own dick. O tempora, o mores!
by Spike31415 November 6, 2017
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TB (Temporary Boo)

Someone you keep around until you find a permanent relationship.
You can be my TB (Temporary Boo) until I find a real relationship
by Kells with the R October 16, 2020
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The Temporacle

Temporacle

An ancient being capable of controlling robots and providing delicious bathwater.

First known use, 1984BC
As few people know, TEMPORACLE is an anagram.

ATMOCERPEL, it means

It also stands for,

The Temporacle's
Envious

Monkey
Pissed
On
Ryan Reynolds'
And
Cleopatra's
Legendary

Eggplants
by TotallyNotJohngivitis March 5, 2022
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Argumentus temporarum

Someone who causes arguments with people for no reason then runs away to find another to start without finishing the other one so it ends automatically
Stop coming here to yell at us you argumentus temporarum
by Uno_Bruno December 4, 2022
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Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head
Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.
by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026
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