Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.
by sweetpotatosarah99 October 20, 2010
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Target Hopping

Like island hopping, going on a single excursion for the sole purpose of going from one Target to another until all necessary items are obtained.
Shannon: Where are you?
Olivia: Dad and I are Target Hopping.

Olivia: We need supplies for our Physics project.
Shannon: Let's go Target Hopping!
by Ladybug25 September 14, 2010
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Hit The Target

The type of villain that would strike fear in any person
Stampy: *sees that his dogs are missing
Stampy: That Hit The Target is up to no good again
by A guy on urban dictionary November 09, 2020
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Target feet

Like Wal-Mart feet, but slightly less dirty.
Jim has Target feet.
by TheAdmiral9 July 26, 2014
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Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target
by Kavorks December 28, 2019
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Target Cafe

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors
That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so Targhetto!
by chmpbmxgirl May 28, 2015
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spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.
I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.
by spittarget May 14, 2010
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