Totes D'Ivoire 

A rad and awesome new way to say "totally." It's so cool and revolutionary because it involves the badass West African country, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast). Perfect to use when you want to answer a question positively and with enthusiasm.

-"Hey Shooter McGavin, you goin to the kegger with those freshman Zetas after lax practice tonight?"
-"Totes D'Ivoire, bro!"

Totes D'Ivoire by W3sl3y Pip3s May 4, 2010

Totes Bagotes 

(adj) One of the most gayest sayings ever. Used after a phrase that is usually awesome. see instiguous

Totes bagotes!!!

Totes Bagotes by Nanor Smailliw December 19, 2010

Totes yeet yo

"Totes yeet yo" is what you say/write when talking about something good or when something good happens.

Example 1:
Dude 1: The Emancipation Proclamation is like, totes yeet yo.
Dude 2: Same.

Example 2:
Dude 1: Yo! They're giving out free tacos at Cluckin' Bell!
Dude 2: That's totes yeet yo!

Totes yeet yo by David Kliene January 24, 2020

Totes magoats 

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.

Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"

Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013

Totes Jakes 

Totally Just Kidding

Totes jakes, I can't believe you fell for it.

Totes Jakes by MauiMattie July 3, 2010

totes kesh 

something that is something that Ke$ha would totally wear!

wow, those glasses are totes kesh

totes kesh by asdklgfa;dsfjdsklfjsda November 29, 2010

totes comfy 

Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends

Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed

But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up

totes comfy by Kajmoney June 3, 2011