All my Friends are Toxic

1. A song by BoyWithUke

2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song

Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though

Jack: All my friends are toxic

by Heliossss April 25, 2022

Toxic Jackhole

A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.

I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.

by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011

Toxic dump

The noxious bowel movement experienced after an evening of excessive alcohol consumption.

I suggest wearing a hazmat suit before going into the bathroom because I just took a toxic dump

by Azenger March 29, 2012

Toxic Barrel

The act of someone inserting their penis into another persons anus while the person on the receiving end of the deal proceeds to defecate onto the giving persons schlong.

Did you hear that Tristan and Tegan did a toxic barrel the other day ! ?

by fagomin August 15, 2016

toxic trait

A part of somebody's personality that doesn't seem so bad at first but gets worse and worse until the only way you'd tolerate it is if you have a fetish for it

Juan: Have you noticed that Alejandro always manages to leave poop marks in the toilet bowl?
Sofia: Yeah, it's a toxic trait of his.
Juan: Like it didn't really care at first but it's starting to really tick me off. I'm so tired of having to wipe off his shit I think I'm gonna move out.
Sofia: Well I have a Reverse Kanga fetish, so......

by bitcoin potato March 29, 2020

Toxic Friend

A friend who when around you belittles you or makes you feel bad about yourself. Someone you hate to be around. Someone who everyone fears, but is still their friend

That Billy Bob is such a Toxic Friend the way he makes fun of me.

by mizballa16 June 9, 2004

toxic narcotic

Toxic Narcotic is a heavy punk band originating in Boston, Mass. So heavy, in fact, Toxic Narcotic is probably the heaviest you can get without being metal. They have a lot of songs about saving the environment. They also sing about politics and society.

5 billion people must die.

by JFLV January 14, 2005