National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.

Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?

by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024

Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020