Dick Tracks

The mpression(s) and/or mark(s) that the penis can leave when it is continually slapped on an object of the body, usually the forehead.

I left some serious dicktracks on Brunhilda last night

by Mark Thompson June 6, 2003

tracks of land

this is not a euphemism for brests. It is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.

FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

by malibabub February 2, 2005

mud tracks

Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you

Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.

by Ruined Digimon book October 21, 2011

tracks

the word tracks (alt. trax) can be used synonymously with the word "plan(s)," but "tracks" sounds more sick-nasty, bro.

you can also use "tracks," as confirmation of plans:

"I'll see you at 7?"
"Okay, tracks."

what are the tracks for tomorrow?
party at 7.

are you gonna go to the concert tonight?
yeah, bro, you can track on it.

i got tracks to major in economics but i still have time to change my major.

by Crusty Kringle January 27, 2021

clam tracks

The stripper with no underware sat on my friends leg so long, she left clam tracks on his pant leg.

by Crevis May 29, 2003

fudge tracks

fecal remains commonly found on the inside of a toilet bowl after a bowel movement.

see skidmarks

damnit man, flush that thing again, you left behind fudge tracks.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

snail tracks

After a man blows a fat load up in a woman's vagina, if it drips out and she smears her puss, over the sheets it is said that she has made snail tracks.

"She can leave snail tracks as long as she washes the sheets and I don't have to sleep on the wet spot."

by An Informed User April 17, 2008