Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
Get the Tia Juana Toothpaste mug.mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011
Get the serote de tia luisa mug.A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013
Get the Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker mug.Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
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Get the Tia charami mug.Tia is a girl who you can trust but sometimes can play little jokes and give you compliments which she don’t think are true. She can sometimes be a nasty cowbag.
by Pest July 26, 2019
Get the Tia mug.Tia is truly a blessing, she is the best person you have ever met, she is always doing things she doesn't want to just to make others happier, wherever she goes she constantly makes others smile. speaking of she has the most beautiful and lifting smile you have ever seen, and you would be surprised how much you would see that beautiful smile is with how many inside jokes will arise, and she is so godamn beautiful all others wish they could be like her, the way she protects and how far she would go to help those she cares about is rediculous, and the way she dresses different from everyone else and has her own way for being cool is so admirable and just makes her that much more adorable it just blows your mind. In short tia is the best person you have ever met and just being near her or thinking of her makes you smile and lightens your situation. Logan small peen gay
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