Tia Juana Toothpaste

A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.

Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?

by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011

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serote de tia luisa

mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"

(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"

by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011

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Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker

A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.

"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"

by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013

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Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals

Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)

by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014

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Tia

Tia is a girl who you can trust but sometimes can play little jokes and give you compliments which she don’t think are true. She can sometimes be a nasty cowbag.

Child:Mommy! There is a girl at school who is mean to me!
Mom:That girl must be a Tia!

by Pest July 26, 2019

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