threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.

I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".

by heirheireir August 16, 2024

Behavioral threat

Oh? Is stalking and persistent harassment considered by the state to be a "BEHAVIORAL THREAT!?" Woooow!

Hym "Looks like it's almost like I'm responding to a behavior threat with a threat! Would you look at that! Well ok then. Remedy the sustained behavioral threat or I'll murder your kids. Hurry it up."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2025

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

Avengers Level Threat

An exaggerated response to a minor problem.

Mailman walks up to house

Dog: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

by rekcufrehtoM October 19, 2021