working for the president

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)

Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.

by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008

working for the man

Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.

Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!

by Chear55 June 24, 2014

Working on the boat

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".

Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.

by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

Working the Block

When in desperate need for cash, you resort to getting it by any means necessary. Most of the time you work by performing hand jobs, or blow jobs for anything you can get. In desperate cases you work for $15 an hour or $10 a load.

"Yo hows Jeanne paying for college?"
"I heard shes Working the Block.
"Working girl?"
"Hell yeah"
"Dude thats hawt, how much she charging?"
"About $10 a load."

by Wønderbread January 24, 2010

Akira Toriyama's other works besides the DB series

Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.

DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!

Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?

DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!

Me: (sigh)

by Bob882 October 9, 2004

Working the tea room

A guy giving another guy a blow job in a public bathroom.

John was working the tea room at the bowling alley last Friday night.

by J-Bone60 May 31, 2009

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

by tonyfamous June 23, 2011