ThE MasoN

"ThE MaSoN" is known for havong two chins and sounds like jojo siwa when he talks.

"jdnknsdknksdckdiwwjkofwek djldlkjcndkjn wdjlnfkjnkjnwek." Said ThE MaSoN

by uwutism January 15, 2020

Mason

Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.

They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.

Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!

Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!

Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓

Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu

by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023

mason

A boy,

beautiful.

his smile as sweet as candy,

his eyes the colour of innocence.

his hair so pure and bright.

no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.

I long for this boy to be mine.

mason, the type of boy you could write a song or two about.

by nikitab October 14, 2022

Mason

He isfat and gay and has no style and has blue shoes

Mason

by Mason boy April 4, 2022

masoned

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.

That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.

by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007

Mason

Gay faggot that drives a Miata and has gay hair

Look at that Miata driver must be mason.. faggot

by Noggah November 20, 2019

Mason

A Gay donkey.

Mason is a gay donkey

by Starfire228 March 8, 2019