A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella
by Joe Doe5 July 25, 2007
Get the match.com couplemug. a couple that doesn't have any real problems, but they like to make each others lives complicated... mostly because they're stubborn
by terods September 29, 2005
Get the chaos couplemug. A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012
Get the Closeted Couplemug. An insta couple is that annoying couple that constantly posts perfect relationship pictures, making everyone else around them look like slobs. They can range from cute selfies, to couples workouts, to romantic travel pictures.
"Ugh Jamie and Louise are so annoying. Do they have to post everything they do online?"
"I know, they're such an insta couple."
"I know, they're such an insta couple."
by queenofmean June 19, 2016
Get the insta couplemug. When the boyfriend and girlfriend are both crusty and are the definition of doodoomama and doodoodaddy
by The zoodoo mamas May 20, 2010
Get the doodoo couplemug. by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017
Get the perfect couplemug. Dude, I was vibronic coupling so hard last night. I broke LaPorte's rule, and went from g to g real quick. What an inversion! it's all over the spectra
by S.Nayak December 5, 2018
Get the vibronic couplingmug.