The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
by QuenchingQueefer June 06, 2022
illegal strip club
by Blue Couch Mike Chilton February 29, 2020
much like illegal pan up, when you jack it to heterosexual porn, and the camera pans down while watching the sex, and the camera is way to close the dudes balls and grundel , usually ending with camera focused on the balls, as opposed to the hot ass girl getting fucked
Damn I like the way (insert name here) ass bounces when she gets fucked ... (illegal pan down) ugh gross now his balls are on the screen gross, damn you illegal pan down
by Shadowphantom January 26, 2017
when your jacking it to heterosexual porn, and it shows the girl getting fucked hard, then all of a sudden it shows the dude's face as he's slamming the female, usually while about to complete
Man I love (insert porn-star name here) videos, there so hot.... well they would be if it wasn't for the pan up at the end
Ohh (insert name ) is so fucking hot getting her pussy fucked, (illegal pan up happens ) No...no..nooooo I just cummed when the video illegally paned up
Ohh (insert name ) is so fucking hot getting her pussy fucked, (illegal pan up happens ) No...no..nooooo I just cummed when the video illegally paned up
by Shadowphantom January 26, 2017
I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut
by Illegal use of nut July 24, 2017
Hey Tony, Why are the cops outside our house? oh I was watching my dress up darling on an illegal streaming website
by The Pikapow Jake Show YT September 07, 2023
It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.
"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
by -[lt]- May 22, 2009