Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!

This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.

by mo.glo July 7, 2011

Tattoo date

A date where a number of people ranging from 2 to infinity go and get a tattoo on a set date together.

"I'm so excited for my tattoo date with Susan! Maybe I'll even get laid."

by wolf19z March 5, 2017

Compass tattoo

The compass tattoo, typically with a longer arrow, represents a man’s homosexuality. If the long arrow is pointing up this means they are a “top” and if the arrow is pointing down it means they are a “bottom”.

“Have you seen that Dave’s arrow is pointing down on his compass tattoo? I always thought he would be a top not a bottom”

by user2847629 October 14, 2023

tattoo shining

Sexual act when a woman rubs her vagina on her lover's tattoo, making it shiny from wetness. This is common when tattooed lesbians have sex.

What were you and Tina doing last night?

We were up until 4 am and she was tattoo shining.

by pieface666 March 26, 2013

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018