i swear to beans 

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

i swear to beans by T.T. August 4, 2007

Stinky Swear 

When each of the swear participants agree to penetrate the other's anal cavity with their own pinky and then swear upon the decided promise.

Joe and Nathan both agree to each other that they do not want anyone else to know about them cheating on their math exams. To make a seal of silence they agree to engage in a "Stinky Swear". Joe inserts his pinky into Nathan's anal cavity, while Nathan inserts his pinky into Joe's. While the penetration is occuring, they both verbally agree that they will not tell anyone about their cheating on the math exams.

Stinky Swear by Jax888 October 22, 2008

pre-k swear 

Swear words which are used by pre-k children,and reused by people who don't get their own way.

Mona:"Tell me the name of your new boyfriend..please??"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"

pre-k swear by SmartNSarcastic:) March 28, 2010

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word 

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word by Igibi October 3, 2007

Substitute swear word 

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.

Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell

Substitute swear word by Duraiken December 2, 2010

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine. 

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine. by GenderIsBullCrap January 28, 2021

elbow swear 

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.

"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.

elbow swear by highmatenince June 27, 2015