I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Seafood Dinner

Profuse, intense and extremely full oral sex, as performed on a female person.

Just look at Trevor's beard! Looks like he just ate a huge seafood dinner.

by GameofThings29 February 5, 2012

Swear Combo

(n) The event in which an expletive is shouted spontaneously several times in quick succession with each instance repeated with increased volume. Words that are commonly used in a combo include, but are not limited to, "fuck," "shit," "son of a bitch," "dammit," etc.

Violently shouting "sonovabitch, SonovaBITCH, SONOVABITCH!" while attempting to escape from a room filled with angry bees is an example of a swear combo.

by Nohbdyuno October 1, 2010

Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

swafford

Strong hard working, often referred to as a "workaholic", trustworthy and true bloodline.

She's a swafford

by Wondering December 18, 2016

sweap

Leveraging a loved one into paying you money to do absolutely fuckall

Has she done any work this year?

Not yet. She’s still running a clean sweap.

by Craig972 March 9, 2018