oliver smith

the dankest person you will ever meet. catchphrase 1: baru 2: you are mum gay 3: eric joyner

oliver smith is the most handsome person you will ever meet. He's charming and usually runs an underrated dank meme page. He has many catch phrases such as You are mum gay.

by thad chicken boi March 1, 2017

smithton

a place so small, yet big enough for all of mexico and russia to migrate here. its the best place to visit if you seek homes that are falling apart, or you simply love the smell of dog food. also, you will find great joy in laughing at the rent-a-cop who thinks a P.O.S., totaled, hand-me-down Impala makes him a real cop.

Man 1: Hey, let's go waste our lives down in Smithton!

Man 2: Nah, my Aunt wanted me to go watch her paint dry...

Man 1: AWESOME!!

by jilian vinson May 17, 2008

Elliott Smith

The correct spelling of the deceased singer/songwriter. Often incorrectly spelled Elliot Smith.

There's two T's in the name Elliott Smith, idiot.

by likeyehokwhatev September 21, 2005

smith & wesson

gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.

my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.

by the-sawed-off-gangsta May 5, 2006

soumitha

Soumitha is the sweetest little devil. You better not get on her bad side. She is very smart. If she's your friend then your safe. She likes to play it safe. Sometimes a little too safe.

person: why are you mean

other person: my older sister is soumitha

person: that sucks brooo

by glasspeep November 8, 2020

Tony Smith

Tony Smith is a pumpkin who was born on October 30th. He’s Italian and he has the best smile.

Holy shit I think that’s tony smith!

No it can’t be!

Omg let’s go get Tony’s autograph!

by Tony Smiths dad October 30, 2020

Tom Smith

A prayer often recited by partakers of st anselms secondary school

Our father

Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen

Person 1: ayo bro come recite Tom Smith with me
Person 2: yes bro let's take time out of our day to be wierdos
Both: Our father

Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 2: bro that was mas funny🤣

by Gay lord69 December 20, 2020