The Strawberries are Ripe

A hot or attractive male.

Oh my goodness the strawberries are ripe over there.

by Jazzyberry May 22, 2020

Strawster

Noun/
Someone who lacks so much personality that they are considered ‘thin minded’ and thus a ‘strawster’.

‘Hey, have you been talking to Dave recently?’
‘Nah. I can’t be bothered. He comes off as a strawster to me.’

by Eggberts-and-toast October 7, 2019

strawggling

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.

Me😇:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

by Brynn's best friend February 9, 2022

Ant-Strawing

When a male dips a straw in sugar and then inserts said straw into the urethral opening to his penis, and then proceeds to allow ants to enter his penis shaft through the straw. Most often, a strong erection results.

Hey Brian, you hear homeboy talking about ant-strawing in his backyard? He said got that sugarcane and his penis felt like it was going to explode... in a good way.

by Antsfolife July 26, 2018

Paper Straw

When something has become so progressive it ceases to function.

The act of progressivising something to the point it no longer functions as intended, or backfires.

"Bro that's my third straw this meal, they just keep collapsing"
"Well that's a paper straw for you"

"Bro I can't believe Steven Crowder is a peer reviewed fat studies expert"
"Yeah they really paper-strawed themselves on that one"

by JuliusRodgers1689 March 26, 2022

Last straw

The latest in a series of distressing but regularly tolerated events that gives rise to the first obvious sign of intolerance towards the offending party, usually in the form of a drastic decision or the offer of an ultimatum. May have come from shortening the idiom/expression "the straw that breaks the camel's back", relating the distress caused by the offending party to stacking straw on the back of a camel over time until it collapses under the weight.

After a series of non-explicit infarctions, Jimmy McGill loudly disturbing his coworkers with his bagpipes is the last straw that forces Cliff Main to fire him from his law firm without cause.

by WorstAnimu July 16, 2022

chasing the straw

Used to describe someone who is creepily staring while trying to accomplish a minor task, like trying to find a drinking straw with your tongue while staring at someone across the bar.

That guy was chasing the straw watching those girls sun tan.

by jax39 April 14, 2015