Stephen

Stephen is a small boy that gets bullied and his penis is so small and he tries to jerk off but can't. His head is thin and looks like a pancake. He doesn't like to play water pong because he gets vodka in his cup and dumps the wrong one out. He is a fagot and no one likes him.

Stephen has no penis

by Fhejdinebif March 16, 2017

Stephen

Loves a good opportunity. Very slow. Always late.

Stephen once said,"I wouldn't want to pass up a good opportunity."

by RC243 September 19, 2016

Stephen

Stephen is a massive faggot who likes chomping on his own cock for pleasure. Many stephens have been found hibernating in there habitats which happen to be full of metal dildos.

This twat is such a stephen

by Cheekyboi November 9, 2018

Stephen

The weirdest boy ever at school. Average grades. Pretty cool. Acts like a clown. Unlike Stephen, Stephen Curry is just the best basketball player ever in the warriors.

Girl 1: When did you start dating Stephen?
Girl2: UMMMMM.... Last month, and i hated every minuite of it.(frowning) Wish i dated someone else.
Girl 1 :Then why are you still dating him?
Girl 2: Because nobody else likes me.

by THEWASHINGMACHINEOFDEATH May 23, 2016

a Stephens

A quick nap, normally taken sitting upright at your desk.

I'm so tired, I think I need to take a Stephens.

by NotNoddy December 18, 2013

stephene

Stephene is a beautiful person with kinda words. They can be pretty stubborn but you gotta love em. They always have something funny to say, even when they shouldn't. They are always completely honest and with tell you nothing but the truth, even if it hurts.

You just gotta be Stephene don't you!

by BurningOceans December 19, 2016

Stephened

Drunk to the point of paralysis and inability to speak; Stephen Hawking-esque

I must have been totally stephened last night because i woke up in a wheelchair!

by B-Money n M-Robz April 9, 2011