pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

twat stain

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.

Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.

Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.

by Chris Wynne June 24, 2005

skid stain

a stain left in someones tighty whiteys after they shit themselves

These here undy pants we found in the locker room have a MAD ASS skid stain on em

by Magic January 22, 2005

yum stains

Food stains on the clothes or face.

You have yum stains on your face! Dry Milk

by John Stambaugh August 2, 2006

white stain

A stain left by semen on bed sheets, sofas, carpet, etc.

Nick had sex with Kelsey last night and left a noticeable white stain on the living room carpet.

by Nigz December 31, 2005

poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

by Jeff February 12, 2004

wank stain

A person who is a complete and uter twat!!

"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"

by clarky-05 April 9, 2005