Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

by ZT14 October 11, 2016

Copping a spray

Aussie slang for when your getting yelled at by some teacher or your footy coach

Guy 1: Look at John he's copping a spray from mr canetoad
Guy 2: I hope he brought his earplugs

by Toby.H May 18, 2017

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.

"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray

by pauny February 22, 2011

Spray-on blazer

A term which is used to describe a person whose blazer is far too tight for their body, and thus, appears to be ‘sprayed’ on. Although the term had originated to describe tight blazers, the term may also be used for clothing in general. Typically, one who possess spray-on clothes are of heavier weight, i.e., are fat.

“Mate, that fat-arse has a spray-on blazer!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 14, 2011

People spray

The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.

Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.

Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"

Alicia sprays the ants...

Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*

by icil February 02, 2009

Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your “coochie” smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with “club entertainers” or with those whose “Gucci” has an offensive stench.

Man: “Here, I found this spray for you.”

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: “Cooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.”

by EnterTermsHere March 14, 2019